A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?"
Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation?"
Trainee: "Yes I do"
Boss: "So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation"
Comparison study: Appraisal and Resignation
In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.
In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.
In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.
In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without
asking) more than 50-60% hike.
During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn't meet the expectation, you don't have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.
During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.
There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.
There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation.
Trainee: "Yes boss enough, now I understood my future."
Note: Today வேலை பென்டு நிமுத்தி விட்டது. மண்டபதில் யாரோ எழுதி குடுத்ததை தான் post பண்ணிருக்கேன். (he hee, forward mailnu solla vanthen :) )
btw, alot of my chappathi collegues are asking to write it in english also. Naama thaan english laa LTTE (puli) ஆச்சே!
It அது But ஆனால், what என்ன Sir ஐயா? ( try to ready it as fast as possible )
does it looks like a qstn tag..? no, just a translation of every word :)
so மூப்பனார் மாதிரி மழுப்பி விட்டேன்!
C u in next post....